Barbara Eden (1)
Kim du Toit
May 22, 2004
1:01 AM CDT
Okay, so one day, you find an old lamp. You rub it, and out pops Barbara Eden, who desires you passionately, and will do anything your heart desires.
And for the b&w fans:
Question:
Do you:
1. take her up on her invitation, leap into bed with her with loud cries of passion, and, for the next year, emerge only every other day or so to get water and food; or
2. Act like a startled virgin schoolgirl, and fend off her advances for five TV seasons.
Larry Hagman did one thing; I’d have done another, even if it meant only a single-episode show of I Dream Of Jeannie.
Weekend Women
