Not The Right Attitude
Kim du Toit
March 30, 2006
11:55 AM CDT
Here’s a little tip for those protesting in our streets about the proposed legislation dealing with illegal immigration. Go ahead and protest: it’s allowed here, even though it may not be in your home countries. But you may want to heed the following advice:
1. Stop waving those f*cking Mexican flags around. If you want to become Americans, you should be waving our flag around. (If you want to burn our flag, of course, that should be taken as a clear message that you’re unhappy here, and that we should ship your worthless incendiary asses back to your point of origin.) If you don’t want to become Americans, and just want to live here, work here, draw benefits, get preferential treatment/free medical care and then send your dollars back to your flea-ridden poverty hells, then you’ll pretty much have to live with whatever legislation We The Voters come up with to deal with your illegal asses. So hide the Mexflags. It’s a small concession you’ll have to make. And speaking of concessions…
2. Stop all that bullshit about “Aztlan”. You lost the war, and the land, and you’re not going to get it back, either. Saying that you are in your “home country” when you’re driving down Sunset Boulevard is just wishful thinking, amigo. And if you think that talking about ”reconquista” is going to endear you to the people who will be deciding your fate (again, that would be We The Voters), then think again.
3. Learn to speak English. Just so you know, our laws and Constitution are written in English—it’s also the international language of business and computing, so it’s not exactly a handicap to learn it—and if you intend to be American, we’re not going to change just to suit you. If you want to work in a country where everyone speaks Spanish to you, feel free to explore your employment opportunities in Venezuela, Spain or Cuba. But it’s not going to happen here. Oh, and if you’re worried that by speaking English, you’re going to lose your culture, then please understand this: we don’t give a rat’s ass about your culture. It’s there, and we’re here. Pick one, because pretty soon you won’t have a chance to enjoy both. (We didn’t offer signage in Gaelic or Yiddish in the 19th century to the immigrants of that era; why should we offer it to you now?)
And lest anyone think I’m being “insensitive”, allow me to quote a few numbers:
[A] Gallup Poll (March 27) finds 80 percent of the public wants the federal government to get tougher on illegal immigration. A Quinnipiac University Poll (March 3) finds 62 percent oppose making it easier for illegals to become citizens (72 percent in that poll don’t even want illegals to be permitted to have driver’s licenses). Time Magazine’s recent poll (Jan. 24-26) found 75 percent favor “major penalties” on employers of illegals, 70 percent believe illegals increase the likelihood of terrorism and 57 percent would use military force at the Mexican-American border.
An NBC/Wall Street Journal poll (March 10-13) found 59 percent opposing a guest-worker proposal, and 71 percent would more likely vote for a congressional candidate who would tighten immigration controls.
An IQ Research poll (March 10) found 92 percent saying that securing the U.S. border should be a top priority of the White House and Congress.
Seems like quite a few of us are “insensitive”, doesn’t it? There may be tens of thousands of demonstrators in the streets, but there are millions of voters waiting to pull the chain on all your crap.
And finally, here’s a word of advice to the MexGov: stop this nonsense.
The Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Exterior (Institute of Mexicans Abroad) has no respect for the internal affairs of our country. The institute was created by decree of Mexican President Vicente Fox and reports to a shadowy clique within the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Its vast computer database is used to deploy illegal and legal Mexicans to lobby state legislatures, city councils and county commissions to recognize worthless matricula consular “identification” cards, support granting driver’s licenses to illegals, promote multilingualism at the expense of English and help Mexicans and their children sponge off U.S. services ranging from schools to medical care.
If our State Department weren’t a bunch of pantywaist girlymen, we’d fix these little reindeer games by suspending diplomatic ties with Mexico and closing their embassies for a year. And let me tell you: if these shenanigans were known to everyone in the United States, and we had a plebiscite on the matter, your diplomatic asses would be on the next Aero Mexicana flights out of here.
And I’m not quite done. From the same article:
Yet, according to a National Journal survey of Congress, 73 percent of Republican and 77 percent of Democratic congressmen and senators say they would support guest-worker legislation.
So, while I’m handing out advice, allow me to whisper a few quiet words of advice to Congress:
CLOSE THE GODDAMN BORDERS FIRST.