Out Of Left Field
Kim du Toit
June 6, 2006
6:49 AM CDT
Only a libertarian could highlight my failings as a philosopher by making an apples and oranges comparison between my stance on illegal immigration and my tongue-in-cheek suggestion for solving the elk problem in the RMNP. To whit:
I find it amusing that Kim DuToit can notice the fact that the US government can’t wrangle elk properly but naively accepts that the government is competent to secure 5000 miles of borders.
The reason for this is easy enough to explain: DuToit isn’t a philosopher and so has no inherent stake in making a correct analysis of the situation. His credulous faith in the nonexistent abilities of the Federal government to keep Mexicans out of the US doesn’t do him much good, but more importantly it doesn’t do him much harm either: however much or how little thought he puts into this, he’ll get the same amount of Mexicans. Likewise with elk.
But at least that is readable. Lopez [who?] then goes on to make statements like this one:
This is a capsule example of why rational evangelism doesn’t work. There’s no penalty for holding contradictory political ideas, there’s no apparent benefit from adopting a more consistent worldview. The goofiest bumpkin notion is equal to the finest philisophical idea, when they’re committed to ballots.
All of that seems to speak against logical argumentation in general: why bother if it isn’t going to get anyone anywhere? Why think about things if the most likely outcome of the matter at hand is that everyone maintains their state of rational ignorance?
Oy. All these condescending Plato wannabes make my nuts ache.
Somebody save me from the philosophical purists.
I suppose it matters not to these frigging anarchists that government is sometimes capable of doing some things reasonably well (not always to our satisfaction, but when your binding purchasing criterion is always to go with the low bidder… well).
What I do know is that Hitler and Tojo weren’t defeated by the League of Well-Armed Individualists, and somehow I doubt whether the Sri Lanka tsunami aftermath could have been ameliorated by the We’re All Individuals, Man Rescue Aid Society. Sometimes, nothing says “relief” like a U.S. Navy carrier group.
As for preventing the influx of illegal aliens across our southern border: well, I guess we could leave it up to Blackwater or someone to set up patrols—as long as their salaries and expenses could be paid by… whom, exactly? The border ranchers? Displaced native-born agricultural workers and housemaids?
Ponder that thought for a moment, and try to imagine how libertarians would address the illegal immigration issue. Why should my nuts be the only ones aching?
And I can’t let this one pass: “All of that seems to speak against logical argumentation in general: why bother if it isn’t going to get anyone anywhere?” Coming from a group which spends all its waking hours trying to further an impractical political philosophy which has never been implemented, and is doomed to fail anyway (despite Ayn Rand’s turgid predictions), this is pretty rich.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to repair my Irony Meter.